Zero-Tolerance For Sober Driving -A Satirical Essay
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Zero-Tolerance for Sober Driving

If you are depressed, and no medicines are working for you, alcohol just might be the way out. If you need something to do, getting drunk just might be the solution. Bored? I heard being drunk makes everything just a little more flashy. How about a challenge? The way alcohol really blurs your vision when driving can really spice up your driving life. If at first you don’t succeed –try, try, and try again. After all, practice makes perfect! Recently, more and more drivers have discovered the joys of drunk driving. However, research indicates that consumption of alcohol while driving can lead to the victimization of these innocent drivers. Sober drivers who can think clearly and make logical decisions are the leading cause of death for America’s drunk drivers. Thus, sober driving should be made illegal and drunk driving mandatory.

One of the leading causes of concern for moms today is teen car crashes. Everyday, the news is filled with drunken teens that are killed in vicious encounters with sober drivers, light posts and even trees! However, there are groups of people who are apparently trying to convince people that it was the drunk drivers who were at fault! But let’s take a look at the facts: approximately 40% of all motor-vehicle fatalities are alcohol-related. This means 60% of motor-vehicle fatalities are sober-related! As if this is not enough, about 1/3 of the drunkards hospitalized are repeat victims (the feds call them offenders). Clearly, if more of those sober idiots were under the influence, maybe so many innocent drunk drivers would not be killed.

Sober driving is not only a critical blow to families of the innocent; it also costs the public $114.3 billion a year in damages. That means the taxpayers have to provide the very money that is used to build poles and plant trees in various traps to ensnare drunk drivers! Obviously, we need to raise public awareness about the dangers of the sober driver. Almost nothing is being currently done to inform teens of the bonuses of drinking and driving. The dangers of sober driving will deter any of them from taking unnecessary risks that could compromise not only their own lives, but also of the drunk drivers they might hit. After all, today’s teenagers are very mature and responsible. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I value my life so I’m making sure I don’t leave home without a six-pack –just in case



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Qwerty8857
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This is very good! i could just see this in a joke magazine or something. it is a good advertisement.
January,05 2010

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AbhiSingh
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I LIKE IT!!! Haha, although being a teenager, I am slighted. It is a very good attack on the unsafe drivers of today and the way that some of the public doesn't believe in the dangers of drunk driving.
January,06 2010

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Egarcia162
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Great!

I loved this essay. The ending is really clever I though. Your humor is a great way to make your point, which you defiantly succeed in doing.
January,14 2010

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BrianneB
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Hah! Very well written and actually gets the point across better than writing a "no drunk driving" essay. I can see someone who has driven drunk reading this and realizing how stupid they have been.
Well done.
February,03 2010

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A great start to a good essay. The humor kept me reading and looking for more. I saw the thesis as the second to last sentence in the first paragraph - "Sober drivers who can think clearly and make logical decisions are the leading cause of death for America’s drunk drivers." Could you open it up with some more examples of how (so called) sober drivers are endangering the lives of innocent drunks. Perhaps examples of texting, or cell phones, tv screens on the dashboard (gps), etc.

Good stuff
February,06 2010

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12wangp
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Ahh thanks everyone i appreciate the supportive comments. im glad you agree with me on this viewpoint!
March,02 2010

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